I found a VHS tape at the junk store, labeled just “A Surprise!”. Since I’d recently set up my VCR and old 80s TV, I thought I should check it out.
Just… just watch.
Low Power by Jarzardart
redraw 👍
26 year old twinks in truck stops
54 year old married straight truck drivers
Your 43 year old family dentist
my 36 year old ass
big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free
damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......
big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all
this thing contains the divine spark. it evolved from ancient ungulates like whales did
This thing is climate change incarnate.Stop personifying evil like it’s cute and cares about you
this thing is my girlfriend and she lets me cum inside unprotected
sorry i really don’t like just reposting someone else’s joke but i haven’t been able to stop thinking about Yucky Stinking Tooth for weeks
yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.
let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.
Just a few more hours
I banish you
